Biscuits biscuits
Munchy crunchy crunch, hey!
About the song
I love me a good biscuit song, and here’s another. Although, whether it is good or not, I’ll leave up to yer. I had fun writing it, though!
Although, I’ll have to thank Tibba and Potty for the inspiration. Potty keeps asking us Brandy Badgers to play the song “Moskau” by German cult favourite band Dschinghis Khan. It is a very disco-ish seventies song, with lyrics you’d be hard-pressed to find the likes of today. It’s also quite the earworm, to the despair of some badgers.
During our last rehearsal, though, Tibba started singing “Biscuits biscuits” along to the chorus. And when Potty wanted us to play the song during Winterstock today, I just had to take a whack at a full set of lyrics.
So, aye, best sung to “Moskau”, which yer can see in all its seventies glory below. Enjoy! Or not!
Biscuits biscuits
Biscuits…
They’re a necessity
Look for a recipe
Bake on a plate
Biscuits…
Honey like molten gold
Oats grown in fertile mold
They will be great
Let’s brew some tea tea tea for our shortbread
Let’s have some cream cream cream with the scones
Let’s eat some cheese cheese cheese with these crackers
And bake jarfuls of sweet honey oats
Biscuits biscuits
Grandest food in hobbit land
Pour a pile into yer hand
Munchy crunchy crunch, hey!
Biscuits biscuits
Honey oats are all yer need
Wash them down with mugs of mead
Munchy crunchy crunch, hey!
Biscuits biscuits
Bake a plate for me today
Keep my hunger well at bay
Munchy crunchy crunch, hey!
Biscuits biscuits
Eat them well into the night
Fall in love with every bite
Munchy crunchy crunch
Biscuits
Ma bakes the finest ones
Good thing she has no sons
More food for me
Bi bi bi bi bi bi bi biscuits
I keep them locked away
I’ll eat them all someday
All with my tea
Let’s brew some tea tea tea for our shortbread
Let’s have some cream cream cream with the scones
Let’s eat some cheese cheese cheese with these crackers
And bake jarfuls of sweet honey oats
Biscuits biscuits
Grandest food in hobbit land
Pour a pile into yer hand
Munchy crunchy crunch, hey!
Biscuits biscuits
Honey oats are all yer need
Wash them down with mugs of mead
Munchy crunchy crunch, hey!
Biscuits…
Bake a plate for me today
Keep my hunger well at bay
Munchy crunchy crunch, hey!
Biscuits…
Eat them well into the night
Fall in love with every bite
Munchy crunchy crunch
Munchy
Munchy crunchy
Munchy crunchy
Munchy crunch
Biscuits biscuits
Chip the nuts and crack the wheat
Stir the butter, soft and sweet
Munchy crunchy crunch, hey!
Biscuits biscuits
Bics and tea go hand in hand
Days are long and meals are grand
Munchy crunchy crunch, hey!
Let’s brew some tea tea tea for our shortbread
Let’s have some cream cream cream with the scones
Let’s eat some cheese cheese cheese with these crackers
And bake jarfuls of sweet honey oats
Biscuits biscuits
Grandest food in hobbit land
Pour a pile into yer hand
Munchy crunchy crunch, hey!
Biscuits biscuits
Honey oats are all yer need
Wash them down with mugs of mead
Munchy crunchy crunch, hey!
Biscuits biscuits
Bake a plate for me today
Keep my hunger well at bay
Munchy crunchy crunch, hey!
Biscuits biscuits
Eat them well into the night
Fall in love with every bite
Munchy crunchy crunch, hey!
Moskau
So… “Moskau” by Dschinghis Khan. Apparently, the band was founded in order to play in the Eurovision Song Contest. It shows. Watch at yer own peril! Alternatively, check out me other hobbit song lyrics instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4
Moskau – Dschinghis Khan.
